I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator

Two days ago I called my GM and good friend Julian over discord, we were supposed to be playing Stardew valley but the server gods were against us and for the life of me I couldn’t connect over to our beautiful homestead.

The Julian said “there’s a KFC dating simulator on Steam and it’s free” and my whole life changed forever.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121910/I_Love_You_Colonel_Sanders_A_Finger_Lickin_Good_Dating_Simulator/ Go nuts you crazy kids

Uh, Spoilers for I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator I guess.

First thing’s first, this is a hour long add for KFC. It is capitalism at its ultimate form and honestly? I respect that. (Not capitalism, but a job well done) The whole thing is done in the style of a cliche anime dating simulator/visual novel including little hearts appearing above the colonel when you do something he likes and even a turn based combat section.

Everything about it is amazing and beautiful and it’s free on steam. Go play it with a friend. I would advise against playing it alone, and would see such an action as a cry for help (unless you then write about it on the internet, in which case you’re fine, but just barely)

Name your character after yourself if you want to live the experience of truly falling in love with the colonel, otherwise name them after a friend to protect yourself from your true feelings you coward.

All in all it’s a free good time that leaves you with with plenty of memories to suppress and an intense craving for chicken.

0/10 you do not get to bone the Colonel my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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